Reddit AMA with pizza delivery guy from Flint, Michigan

Colin Joliat Alcohol & Food Editor

Pizza delivery guys have a shit job. Now imagine doing that in Flint, Michigan, the city with the highest murder rate per capita in America. One such brave soul did a Reddit AMA to share some of the entertaining and frightening stories. Here are the highlights from the forum:

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Nice Weezer reference with the handle. So now we know we’re dealing with a white delivery guy.
The Good

drunk dad Reddit AMA with pizza delivery guy from Flint, Michigan

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Drunk dads are the best kind of dads. Unless they have belts, then you better watch your ass.

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That’s disappointing. The internet makes it seem like you automatically get sex if they can’t pay.

party palace Reddit AMA with pizza delivery guy from Flint, Michigan

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I would have immediately jumped in the pool. Chicks dig pizza guys.

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I guess that’s a good thing, right?
The Bad

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Thanks for nothing, Christian Bale. You jerk.

pizza guy carries gun Reddit AMA with pizza delivery guy from Flint, Michigan

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One later suggestion for him was to carry a big flashlight. That guy obviously didn’t read the next story.

robbing a pizza guy Reddit AMA with pizza delivery guy from Flint, Michigan

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Stories like this are why I voluntarily went to boarding school so I could get out of Flint.
The Ugly

fat guy with a little coat dog Reddit AMA with pizza delivery guy from Flint, Michigan

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This sounds fake, right? It’s almost too terrible, certainly worse than the armed robbery.

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It’s time for business; that’s why they’re called business socks.

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The pride and joy of Flint is a fictional loser. God bless the place. In case you still haven’t gotten the picture, I’ll leave this gif here…

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Murder….hilarious.

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