Starbucks $7 coffee gets taste tested on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ (not really)

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Keeping with the Jimmy Kimmel Live tradition of lying to people on the street to make them sound stupid, the crew set up a table made to seem like a taste test of Starbucks’ new $7 coffee versus the regular coffee. They all fail.

There’s no denying the “beany taste” that “kind of tastes like a bean” with a “roasty grind feeling.” That woman in the hat must be a copywriter with a gift of gab that strong.

Not sure how to feel the most sane voice in the crowd is the guy with busted teeth, a disheveled hobo beard, and the white trashiest ensemble no money can buy. He is America.

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