The briefcase rotisserie: a bag even Ron Swanson can love
Dan Seitz If you’re not a fan of “Parks and Recreation”, that’s too bad, because you’re missing out on the single manliest human being on television, Ron Swanson. A man who eats nothing but proteins, a man who can camp in the woods for days when faced with dealing with his terrifying ex-wife, and a man who, memorably, grills indoors.
That’s of course insanely dangerous. You should use Carson’s rotisserie, instead.
Before you ask, yes, you can use this thing indoors; it’s designed to be a completely portable and easy to use rotisserie, and thus can be electrically powered, from either a wall plug or a rechargeable internal battery. If you like the flavor of smoke in your meats, you can always take it outside and use the charcoal tray to grill yourself some steak. And, yes, it really does fold up into a briefcase. You even get your choice of colors.
The only question now, of course, is what color you want it in; the sleek, modern silver or the classic black. And, of course, where you’ll scrape up the $720 to buy it. But you’ll find the money. After all, the ability to bring this thing into the office and roast yourself some lunch is just too, too tempting. Especially to mess with that whiny vegetarian two cubes over.
Carson Portable Rotisserie Grill [Carson Rotisseries]
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