Woman punches McDonald’s employee over lack of McNuggets

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Is there something in McNuggets that makes stupid people go crazy when they can’t get them? Between a pimp paying his hoes in McNuggets and a woman calling 911 after not being able to get her McNuggets, there has to be a correlation between McNuggets and stupidity. For example: A woman attacking McDonald’s employees after not getting her McNugget fix.

Meet Melodi Dushane. Angered that Chicken McNuggets were not available at an Ohio McDonald’s, the Toledo woman allegedly put her fist through the eatery’s drive-thru window. The January 1 McNuggets rage incident resulted in Dushane, 24, being arrested for felony vandalism and booked into the Lucas County jail, where the below mug shot was snapped.

According to a Toledo Police Department report, Dushane pulled up to the drive-thru window Friday at 6:20 AM and ordered “Chicken McNuggets and other dinner items.” When informed that McDonald’s stopped serving dinner selections at 2:30 AM, Dushane began arguing with employee Melissa Vasquez. At one point, Dushane “leaned out of her car, into the window, and punched Melissa in her mouth,” cops reported.

When the women separated, Dushane “then punched the drive through window, breaking it” and sending glass flying everywhere.

Maybe we can’t blame McNuggets for their magical ability to turn the lowest rungs of society into even bigger morons. It seems unfair to all the hard working clowns and purple bean bag chairs of McDonald’s to fault them for making a delicious food. But perhaps there’s something in deliciously oily chicken-but-not-really-chicken nuggets that forms a bonding property with the DNA of stupid poor people. Like an evolutionary trait. Only instead of helping these people function better as a part of society, it makes them fly into violent rages like the Incredible Hulk if he had an affinity for Flo Rida and clogged arteries. How convenient of Charles Darwin to leave that out of his theories.

[The Smoking Gun]

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