You got your chocolate in my dead body

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

This is a sad story but, come on, a guy died by falling into a vat of chocolate. What do you expect from me?

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Authorities said a man has died after falling into a vat of melted chocolate in a New Jersey processing plant.

A spokesman for the Camden County Prosecutor’s Office said the 29-year-old temporary worker at Cocoa Services Inc. plant fell after a blade used to mix raw chocolate hit him. The man’s name has not been released.

The accident happened around 10:30 a.m. today as the worker was loading raw chocolate into the vat where it’s melted and mixed before being shipped elsewhere to be made into candy products.

Well then, if you get a chocolate bar that tastes like a filthy factory worker or if when you open your candy bar, you hear the sounds of screaming stifled by rich chocolate (and nougat!!) then I guess you’ll know where it came from.

For all the chocolate lovers out there who have said, “That’s how I’d like to go,” I bet you learned a powerful lesson about your hyperbole. I love vaginas, it doesn’t mean that I’d like to die in a barrel full of them. Plus, how did they all get into that barrel? That couldn’t possibly be legal. What a terrible situation all around.

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