I Want: A Darth Vader clock radio

Posted by Douglas Charles on August 6th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

Now the first thing you are probably thinking is why would you want a Darth Vader clock radio? And my response, of course, would be why WOULDN’T you want a Darth Vader clock radio??

Vader’s eyes glow red displaying the hour and minutes, and the alarm includes a radio or three pre-recorded Vader sound bytes. There’s an auxiliary input jack for your iPod, mp3 or cd player, and can plug in or use a 9-volt battery. As for Vader’s snooze button — use that at your own risk.

Yep, nothing says get your ass out of bed like being woke up by a voice coming from the decapitated head of the leader of The Dark Side.

(Sources: Sakar | Gadget Lab | DVICE)

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