I Want: A deadly ping pong ball gun

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 8th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

We all know that ping pong balls can leave a nasty red welt if struck properly and close enough to the target, but what if you loaded them up into a high-powered gun and shot them at ‘things’? Well, they can do some serious damage is what…

Think of a potato gun, only much more finely-tuned. It runs off a compressed air line, and can not only fire the balls at a high speed, but accurately as well. Of course, the little balls are most effective when filled with water, at which point they are able to easily pass through drywall and particle board.

Is there a waiting period and background check for getting one of these, because if there isn’t I am going shopping today.

(Sources: TinyEnormous | CrunchGear | OhGizmo!)

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.