Why do I want this disco ball keg? I’m not sure. I mean it’s not really very functional. It’s round so how does it stay upright and not spill my beer, right? But it’s a disco ball keg. And I need it… Because I “Party all the time. Party all the time. My girl wants to party all the time. Party all the time. She parties all the time – party all the time. She likes to party all the time – party all the time. Party all the time – she likes to party all the time. Party all the time!”

(Source: Gizmodo)
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