I Want: A gas-powered vortex cannon

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 31st, 2009 at 3:00 pm

You know how I am always wanting to buy crap to get back at my neighbors and their pets? Well, this gas-powered vortex cannon should get the job done once and for all.

Apparently the guy in the video, Jem Stansfield, built this vortex cannon to blow a house of bricks over like in the Three Little Pigs story, but we all know that I will put it to much better use in my neighborhood… Muwahahahahah!

(Source: Geekologie)

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