One 52″ Vizio flat panel LCD HDTV, two 26″ Vizio flat panel LCD HDTVs, 1200 watt Panasonic 5.1 home theater system, DVD player with 5-CD changer, iPod docking station, two wireless surround sound speakers, live seven-foot sports ticker with built-in computer, one year free service for sports ticker, full-size built-in beer refrigerated beer keg with tap, 1000 watt microwave oven, two cigar humidors (holds 25 cigars each) complete with gauges, and a 32-bottle wine rack.

The photo even has my old Houston Oilers helmet in it… I have nothing else to add. I’ll be in the bathroom changing my underpants.
(Source: Uncrate | With Leather)
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