Why do I want a Takara Tommy Hover Q Mini RC Hovercraft? Why wouldn’t I want a Takara Tommy Hover Q Mini RC Hovercraft is a better question…

I guess this thing is meant to be played with in your office or cubicle at work, but I am too busy looking for porn and playing video games to have time to fiddle with this there. I just want it so I can torment my 17 year-old cat every time he pees on the carpet. Is that wrong?
(Sources: DVICE | Rakuten | Nexus404)
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