I Want: A portable beer tap

Posted by Douglas Charles on August 12th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

Finally I can now take my draft beer with me wherever I go. What took inventors so damn long, anyway?

They might as well have called this ‘The life of the party’. That’s because that’s what you’ll be when you come into a party wearing one of these. This backpack is worn comfortably and has a tap for dispensing your favorite beverage. It even has a cup dispenser built right in!

Life of the party? Are they suggesting that I share my traveling beer? Ha. Right. And if you want one of your own then you’d better hurry and order it now while they have it marked way, way down from $34.99 to $34.88.

(Sources: FunIdeas | FoolishGadgets | OhGizmo!)

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