I am totally going all Ripley when I buy this new Power Loader exoskeleton…
The Power Loader is a 500-pound suit that allows its human user to easily carry up to 250-pounds of cargo with precision-guided electromagnetic motors.
Unfortunately I have to wait til 2015 to buy it. Guess it’ll give me time to save up.
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