I Want: A remote-controlled water cannon

Posted by Douglas Charles on June 15th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

A water cannon that can be controlled by a remote and shoot water up to 100 feet? Where do I sign up?

The cannon’s base connects to a garden hose; three interchangeable nozzles (spray, mist, and stream) fit onto the end of the cannon’s barrel, generating different spray patterns, enabling you to soak a wider number of playmates.

Playmates? I am thinking more along the lines of the coeds renting out the house next door to mine. Only on days they wear white, of course.

(Source: Hammacher Schlemmer via TSB Magazine)

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