I Want: A Sonic Bomb alarm clock

Posted by Douglas Charles on June 26th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

I don’t know about you but after a hard day of ~~getting completely plowed at the strip club~~ manual labor building homeless shelters I have a real hard time getting myself woke up in the morning. Problem solved. Introducing the Sonic Bomb alarm clock.

The new Sonic Bomb SBB500ss AKA “The Bomb”, has been designed for guys of all ages on a mission. Stealth grey color with red controls, night vision display and pulsating alert lights won’t keep you in the dark. Complete with ground shaking super-charged bed shaker, and turbo-charged 113db extra loud alarm.

Yes, that would be louder than someone running a jackhammer in your room. And yes, you read that right, it shakes your damn bed. I don’t know if this would be a good alarm clock but I am totally getting it and sticking it my grandmother’s bedroom the next time I visit. Now that’s going to be a freaking laugh riot, I tell you! I can’t wait to see the look on her face!!

(Sources: Sonic Alert | Geekologie)

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.