I am totally getting this R/C car, the Pocket Rocket, and racing it down my street the next time my 80 year-old neighbor with the dog who craps in my yard goes out on his front lawn. It’ll scare the piss out of him.

As if going 161 MPH wasn’t enough (a world record by the way), the maker of the Pocket Rocket plans on coming out with another one that exceeds 200 MPH, which will then proceed to go out and also beat Danica Patrick in a race. (Okay, I made that last part up, but it probably could happen.)
(Sources: PopSci | Gearfuse | Ubergizmo | DVICE)
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