I Want: Bacon Oakleys

Posted by Douglas Charles on August 31st, 2009 at 3:00 pm

Ever wanted to REEALLLY profess your love for bacon like I do? Well, finally someone has come up with a great, stylish way to do it. Introducing the Bacon Oakleys!

Unfortunately this was a limited run of just 50 pairs which means if you want a pair you will have to scour eBay and other crummy places to try to buy a set. Or you could just do like me and fry up some bacon, cut holes in them and put them over your eyes. Just remember to wait until the bacon has cooled to put them on. On the bright side, the doctor says my scars will hardly be noticeable in a few years.

(Sources: Hypebeast | Geekologie)

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