I Want: Beer2D2

Posted by Douglas Charles on March 19th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

If I had this in my bar I would have the coolest bar in the county. Of course my bar right now consists of a card table and a couple of folding chairs so improving it wouldn’t be that hard. However, if I had this Beer2D2 my bar would be talk of the freaking town. Check it out…

Beer2′s technical specs:
Head – 1945 chrome BLC utility light shell.
Eye – vintage movie camera lens w/adjustable spring-loaded aluminum casing.
Body – 4.7 liter “adult soda” mini-keg.
Legs – propane tank valve handles, brass spacers, drilled-out washers, pair of aluminum Lady Josephine shoe butler (wall-mounted shoe shine holders).
Feet/base – 3 mini bread loaf pans, lamp hardware and a 1/2″ precision drilled aluminum base plate.
+ assorted nuts, bolts, screws and, of course – lockwashers!

Hell, if I had any ambition or mechanical or artistic skills I could make this thing myself! Maybe I’ll just draw a face on my old keg with some magic marker and throw a mop on top of it instead. I’ll call her “My date for Friday night”.

(Source: Star Wars Blog, which I was NOT reading… via Gizmodo)

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.