Okay, I have officially crossed over into creepy-ville, but I want this autographed, framed Gina Carano sports bra. If there is any awesome reader who appreciates what I do here and has more money than God that wants to show their appreciation, please feel free to drop a bid on this and send it to me. It’s as close as I am ever going to get to being nestled in her soft, warm bosom.

Go here to bid. And hurry. Only a couple hours left!
Cage Potato confirms my creepiness… thankyouverymuch.
UPDATE!
Add the Gina Carano collectible MMA figurine to my Christmas list as well!!
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