I Want: My own telestrator

Posted by Douglas Charles on April 2nd, 2009 at 3:00 pm

Now I can draw my own Madden penises in the comfort of my office with Hantech’s Tablo! For some reason this thing is already available in Canada and Europe where they don’t even have real football. (The kind played on 100-yard fields, Canada, and to the Euros, it’s soccer! Get over it! USA! USA! USA!)

I can’t wait for my first business meeting when I am showing some charts and graphs and I get to go, “BOOM! Profits to the hizouse!”

(Source: DVICE)

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.