I Want: Rice burner lights for my bed

Posted by Douglas Charles on April 27th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

I think I am going to turn all the rooms of my house into racing-inspired rooms. First I will add my Superbike toilet, then I am going to add these lights to the underside of my bed. Just think how cool the chicks will think I am when we roll into the bedroom with one of the 16 color choices (or four light show options!) beaming down from the underside of my love nest?

Plus with these lights, if a babe thinks ‘things’ that take place in the bed happen too fast for her liking I can just tell her I was in ‘street racing mode’.

(Source: Unplggd via Gizmodo)

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