I Want: The After Office Tie

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 17th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

Ever get done with work and are sitting around wanting to have a few pops but don’t have a bottle opener so you’re SOL. No? Me either. Mostly because my beers come in cans or in screw cap bottles. But if you are one of those souls, this After Office Tie is just the thing for you!

The bottle opener isn’t even concealed, which is nice… it sends the message, “I am only here as long as I have to be to collect that sweet, sweet paycheck, then it’s hammer-time, baby!” A surefire road to promotion if I ever saw one.

(Sources: DVICE | Designboom | Crunch Gear)

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.