I Want: The Beer Submachine Gun

Posted by Douglas Charles on May 22nd, 2009 at 3:00 pm

An 18-inch beer bong that holds 22 ounces of lager shaped like a submachine gun? What’s not to love? I even love the lady holding the gun in the promo picture. Nothing says sexy like a babe holding a fake submachine filled with beer my dad always said. Wait, that wasn’t my dad… Never mind.

(Source: Urban Trend via Chip Chick via Coolness Roundup via Geekologie and so on and so on…)

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.