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8 love interests a guy will have in his life

8 love interests a guy will have in his life

  • 8 love interests a guy will have in his life

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    A lot goes into a guy's knowledge of the female population. And throughout his life, he'll grow into a man that understands their wants and needs and applies his past experiences to new situations with new women. So, how does each age group affect his overall views on them? Check out all the different relationships you'll have with the ladies throughout your life with this handy guide.

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  • 8 As a Baby

    Sometimes male and female babies will form a relationship that's built on nothing more than the fact that they're in the general vicinity of each other. It's cute and it's adorable so let's give a collective "awww" before we change their diapers.

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  • 7 In Kindergarten

    This is the age where we first notice feelings such as, "I like you." But, since we have no clue what to do with those feelings, we put paste in her hair instead. As she cries and goes to tell the teacher, we are left feeling proud of our accomplishment, because we got her good and now she knows just how much we like her. So yes, the amount that we torture her is proportional to the amount we like her. Man, being a kid is confusing.

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  • 6 In Your Pre-Teens

    As long as you like the same TV shows and music and her friends like you, you can probably have your pick of the teeny-boppers. Just don't be surprised when people are talking about who was sexting who and you get caught up in some ridiculous pre-teen drama that producers of an 8-12 demographic Disney channel reality show couldn't even dream up.

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  • 5 In Your Teens

    You'll connect with text messages, Facebook statuses, emails, IMs, picture-tagging and any other online means you possibly can. Just try to keep your wits about you, because teenage girls are a frenzy of emotional baggage, sluttiness (except when it comes to you know, actually putting out), bitchiness, idiocy and high school drama.

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  • 4 In Your 20's

    Women in their 20's are finally starting to get a hold of who they are and what they want out of life. But, sweet Jeebus do they still have a long way to go. They're gonna make you work a hell of a lot harder for their approval than anyone during your teenage years did. Just don't be surprised if you succeed a little too well and land yourself a wife earlier than you meant to.

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  • 3 In Your 30's

    At this point you've gotten to know a thing or two about the ladies. Unfortunately, the ladies have also gotten to know a thing or two about you. No longer will you be able to impress them with your "sweet" band or the fact that you "know the bartender." Instead you'll be proving your worth to them with your confidence, sexual prowess, and ability to provide support, both financially and emotionally. Often, 30-something-year-old women offer the best possible balance of looks and confidence out of every female age group, so make sure you're treating them the way they deserve to be treated: like girlfriend or wife material. You know, unless they're that kind of chick.

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  • 2 When You're Middle-Aged

    By now you've most likely settled down with a wife. And if the divorce rate is any indication, you're probably bickering like idiots most of the time or avoiding each other as much as possible. Ahhh, marriage. But there's hope, because you still can rely on that middle-aged crisis to snap you out of your complacent stupor. Then, once you see what an ass you've been, you can return to being a normal middle-aged guy, finding more value in your hobbies, your family and hopefully the wife as well.

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  • 1 When You're Old (...as Hell)

    Getting old doesn't mean you can't have an active sex life with a spouse, girlfriend or a "Midnight Betty" (which, I assume, is a term old people use to describe booty calls). Sure, it makes us cringe just to think of it now, but when we've aged from dirty young men into dirty old men we're still going to have needs. And dagnabbit, we're going to want those needs filled as regularly as our prescriptions!

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