Seattle Doctor sends 45 sexts during surgery

Meet Arthur Zilberstein, the doctor who is accused of sending sexts during surgery. He has lost his medical license as a result. The dirty texts were sent to a patient and reads like something out of 50 Shades of Grey. It’s hot, steamy and a must-read.

Zilberstein, who worked at Swedish Medical Center, was also accused of sending X-rated selfies, wearing his hospital scrubs and badge with his genitals exposed. One alleged exchange suggested he was nearly caught in the act.

“I’m hella busy with C sections,” one text message read, according to the statement.

“Oh. And my partner walked in as I was pulling up my scrubs. I’m pretty sure he caught me,” Zilberstein wrote in one text message, according to the state medical board.

The doctor sent multiple sex-related messages to the same woman, a patient, and invited her to visit the hospital for sex, telling her she could park in the doctor’s lot to avoid paying for parking, according to the accusations.

The pair allegedly arranged to meet in the doctor’s lounge or hospital call room for sexual encounters.

“Phyllis, hand me the scalpel.”
“Yes sir.”
“The retractor.”
“Ok.”
“I need some suction here.”
“Got it.”
“Alright, hand me the camera.”
“Wait, why are you pulling down your pants?”

~Arthur Zilberstein, probably

The median salary for an anesthesiologist in the United States is $349,261. Allow that to sink in for a moment….

So while you were under the knife at risk of death, Arthur Zilberstein was sending pics of his junk—and getting thousands of dollars for it. Man, I picked the wrong goddamn profession didn’t I?

(via Michael Necci)