Nothing is sacred for South Park, especially smug douchebags. Which is what makes it surprising that they’ve never really ripped Apple a new one.
Well, they’re about to, and it’s happening on Wednesday night, when “Revolutionary New Product,” the season premiere of the show’s 15th season which will feature the incredibly uncomfortable looking “HUMANCENTiPAD.”
It appears to be some sort of technologically-infused version of “running train,” or perhaps the old “Eiffel Tower.”
Predicting it, really, is impossible, outside of saying that it will likely be offensive and it will likely make a lot of really high people laugh a whole lot.
Whatever it is, it’s probably going to be pretty damn funny. And awkward, per usual.









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