Stainless steel? Check. Cufflinks for your shiny shirt? Check. Bottle opener? Double check.

You know when you head out on weekend trip and then realize you only have that purple nylon bag tote from your 8th grade Little league team, the one with your name embroidered on it? This is nothing like that.

In standard Diesel fashion, they managed to cram more functions into a watch than you thought possible (calendar, time, light) and still make it look good.

The Ducati Superbike 1198 R Corse Special Edition – a bike that has a list of impressive stats as long as its name.

Stand out from the crowd with a pair of Vans Supercorsa CA because it’s all the comfort you’ve grown to love – decked out in tan suede leather.

The Black & Decker Alligator Lopper Electric Chain Saw is the lawn maintenance version of the Jaws of Life (complete with menacing face and teeth) and you know what that means – it will cut through just about anything you put inside of its mouth.

They won’t solve all 99 of your problems, but the combination of stainless steel, aluminum, memory foam, and premium optics will make sure headphones ain’t one.

On The Rocks Whiskey Stones allow you to substitute granite stones for ice.