The best of the first year of Guyism

best of the guyism first ye The best of the first year of Guyism

Today, October 12th, marks the first birthday of our beloved little men’s site that could which we call Guyism. For readers both old and new, here is a list of our favorite posts, features, videos, and more from the past year. We encourage you to take a look and check out some of the stuff you may have missed, broken down by category below.

TOP NEWS AND VIDEO
New ad campaign says you can fix your gay son with karate lessons
English bulldog casually hanging out, watching TV
UCF alum Shanna McLaughlin gets naughty in the locker room
Police: Finger in the butt results in a knife fight
Man robbed by hooker after rejecting her due to her bad teeth
Porn star offers oral sex to Twitter followers if Dutch win World Cup
Mexican singer dies after media tour refuting rumors that he’s dead
Anderson Silva gets martial arts tips from Steven Seagal
Salma Hayek completely loses her mind after seeing a snake
School bans “dirty dancing” after cleaning bodily fluids off floor after prom
5’8, 132-lb Hooters waitress on probation for her weight
New Miss USA Rima Fakih knows her way around a stripper pole
Man dies after a prank involving an eel in his butt
Texas girl giving graduation speech is a big fan of God, collapsing
Man charged after wiping his ass with a parking ticket
British girl banned from literally every bar and pub in England
Teen cuts off dong, throws it down a well after rejected by girl
Man gets jail for duct-taping girlfriend’s mouth to make her listen
19-year-old female cop fired for wanting to bone everyone
Man punches girlfriend in face for not waking him up in time for…
Australia bans small boobs in porn
California school district bans dictionaries for dirty words
Two hot female teachers opt to do each other instead of students
Couple making porn to pay for their wedding
Utah senator doesn’t want gays “stuffing it down his throat”

ADVICE FOR LIFE
The 50 best colleges for men 2010-11
The ultimate bucket list for men: 50 things to do before you die
7 ways to look occupied while at a bar
7 ways to make the most of the last month of summer
7 bizarre real teen trends you should know about
8 awesome ways for guys to beat the heat this summer
8 ways to assure you’ll fail a sobriety test
8 signs that you’re getting old
9 things every guy should always have in his wallet
7 things you should never do in public
7 ways we’ve tried to quit smoking (and why they haven’t worked)
9 ways to get your Man Card revoked in 2010
The 7 stupidest ways to accessorize your car
7 ways to make everyone think you’re pretentious
7 ways to be obnoxious while exercising
7 annoying photograph poses that prove you’re a douchebag
10 things you should do if you win the lottery
7 things you should never share about yourself
7 ways to officially tell if you’re drinking too much

CELEBRITIES
Cougar Town: The 40 sexiest celebrities over 40 (160 pics)
8 ridiculously awesome celebrity endorsements
10 celebrities who need to STOP getting television deals
2010: The summer of celebrity bikinis
The 66 most underrated women of 2010
When celebrities get hit in the face: A video essay
The 10 hottest MILFs in sitcom history
The 18 celebrities who aged most horribly
The 10 funniest dead guys we dearly miss
The 66 most overrated women of 2010
16 strange, even disturbing, facts about Gemma Arterton
The 10 best stand-up comedians of all-time
The 10 greatest celebrity betrayals and bastard moves
The 5 most fraudulent psychics of all-time
7 celebrities that are fashionably insane
The 6 most annoying celebrity chefs
The 7 most surprising “Where Are They Nows”
30 years of sexy ladies
6 lame celebrities whom you forgot were awesome

COOL STUFF
17 extremely impressive examples of LEGO art
The 7 most badass women in history
8 toys and activities of your childhood that you can still enjoy as an adult
The 9 most secretly badass animals
7 items you wanted at the age of 12 but probably didn’t get
8 superpowers that would make everyday life awesome
7 mafia badasses you probably haven’t heard of
7 ways to legitimately spot a liar, as told by an FBI profiler
7 items that will cause a man to never leave his home
10 futuristic inventions you can actually own
The 10 most dangerous toys of your childhood

DID YOU KNOW?
The 10 strangest themes in Japanese porn
7 fetishes and what they may reveal about your childhood
The 8 worst ways to die in the jungle
The 10 worst wives and girlfriends in literature
The 7 most sneakily creepy fairy tales we all know
10 US Presidents who loved to party
8 common phrases you might not know the origin of
7 of the weirdest vintage sex products ever
The 7 worst legal defenses ever attempted
The 7 most completely insane online workouts
8 terrible hot air balloon mishaps

EMPLOYMENT
9 awesome slacker jobs you could actually have
6 guys with jobs that would kill the average person
10 jobs you wish you had

FOOD AND DRINK
The 13 worst food innovations of all-time
7 dishes every guy should know how to cook
The 10 manliest cocktails (and how to make them)
22 items that will allow you to entirely bacon up your day
8 fast food items that will ensure you die of a heart attack
9 bizarre green foods to try this St. Patrick’s Day
The 8 stages of beer drinking
8 manly drinks that every guy must try
14 horribly unappetizing vintage food ideas
The 10 most racist food products ever

HOLIDAYS
The 10 biggest Halloween candy fails each year
10 terrible gifts you’ll definitely get this Christmas
The 7 most bizarre Christmas print ads
7 surefire ways to ruin this year’s Thanksgiving
The 7 worst things about the holiday season

HUMOR
7 things you never want to hear from a doctor
9 things guys would never do if women didn’t exist
7 things you learn when you’re an insomniac
The 11 worst “Cathy” comics of all time
The Muppets’ Beaker visits 10 historic moments
8 ways people humiliate themselves using their pets
The 7 most interesting ways the world may come to an end
6 modes of transportation that won’t impress the ladies
7 ways to ruin a perfectly good wedding
7 clichés that make you want to punch someone in the mouth
The 10 most annoying corporate-speak phrases and what they really mean
10 children’s characters who were definitely on drugs
8 ways you’ll ruin a bachelor party
8 female products that make me glad I’m a guy
The 7 worst types of house guests
7 infomercial products that will make your life worse
7 modern day activities that could serve as medieval torture
The 7 stupidest self-defense systems
The 5 saddest pick-up artist acronyms
11 songs you can’t avoid hearing in a bar

MISCELLANEOUS
9 ways women have it easier than men these days
The 8 most impressive competitive eating records of all-time
6 awkward National Spelling Bee moments
The 7 worst things about summer
7 signs that summer is just around the corner
History’s 9 worst modes of transportation
10 books people read on trains to look sophisticated
7 ways to spot a former frat boy
8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date a porn star
20 things that would happen if marijuana were legalized tomorrow
7 types of annoying female behavior explained

MOVIES AND TV
The 12 worst movie and TV product tie-ins of all-time
8 awesome TV characters you’d never want to hang out with
The 12 heaviest drinkers in TV history
9 fictional love triangles any guy wishes he could be in
7 characters from Vegas films we’d go to Vegas with
6 Disney villains that should be considered heroes
7 canceled TV shows that should be brought back immediately
7 douchebags on TV that we love to watch
9 crushes from TV history who didn’t deserve to be crushed on
Seinfeld’s 10 best sports moments
The 8 most awesome movie car chase scenes of all-time
7 awesomely shocking “big name” deaths in Hollywood films
9 movie “losers” you’d definitely hang out with
The 12 most awesome cowboys in TV & film history
The 7 greatest game show gimmicks of all-time
The 11 biggest nerd heroes to have appeared on The Simpsons
7 location ideas for the third season of the Jersey Shore
The 6 TV badasses we’d love to have a drink with
The 8 biggest sitcom nerds of all-time
7 total chick flicks disguised as guy movies
The 7 most glaring inconsistencies in TV sitcom history
The 20 most badass movie quotes from action movies
The 8 most epic fight scenes from martial arts movies
The 7 most inexplicable TV crossovers of all time
8 game shows that every kid wanted to be on
12 most whipped husbands and boyfriends in TV history
9 comedy movie quotes that need to be retired
The 7 biggest mama’s boys in TV history
10 fake Simpsons words that belong in the dictionary
7 TV couples of the 90s that shaped what you want in a relationship
The 11 most inept TV heroes of all time
The 10 most rotten TV kids of all-time
7 current TV shows that need the Harlem Globetrotters
The 9 most fatal flaws of beloved movie characters
The 14 most awesome fake products from The Simpsons

MUSIC
14 of the worst rapper names in music today
The 7 most thinly veiled songs about sex
6 influential rock albums that sound like nothing before them
10 singers in successful bands who really aren’t all that good
5 songs that should be officially retired from the big screen
The 6 worst Christian bands of all-time
The 9 best and funniest “Made for TV” holiday songs

PEOPLE
8 people you do NOT want to get stuck in an elevator with
The 7 annoying people you’ll encounter at a rock concert
The 7 types of people at a roadside diner
9 people you see in Walmart after midnight
The 8 types of people you’ll find on Craigslist
The 7 most annoying beachgoers
The 9 types of people you’ll meet in a casino
8 people you’ll find hanging out in a music store
The 7 most annoying people you’ll see on an airplane
The 7 kinds of people you’ll meet at a New Year’s party

RELATIONSHIPS
7 ways not to pick up a girl at a bar
8 TV characters women swoon over (and what you can learn from them)
8 things not all women care about (that you think they do)
7 ways to ruin your relationship without realizing you’re doing it
Why men hate to hear these 9 phrases from women
7 movies you should pretend to like to impress a woman
9 common porn moves that you should avoid
7 ways to pick up a girl at a funeral
7 boring stores that your girlfriend will drag you into
10 things you should not reveal on a first date (if you want a second one)
7 ways to pretend like you care
7 ways to blow off the girl you’re dating
7 things that will kill your chances of getting a date online
7 signs the woman in your life is certifiably crazy
6 innovative first date ideas
7 ways to break up using social media sites
7 tips to getting a second date
The 8 douchiest things men do to impress women
8 signs you’re about to get broken up with
7 signs that you’re whipped
7 keys to a successful one-night stand
7 things women are worried about on a first date
7 things in your apartment that will scare a woman away
9 items that women feel men waste too much money on
The 7 stages of a break-up
7 things magazines teach women about men
The 7 worst ways to propose to a woman
7 types of online daters you should definitely avoid
7 ways to make small talk awkward
6 things every girl is afraid to do in front of her man
7 things women say and what they really mean
8 things every guy secretly wishes his girlfriend would do
7 ways to tell if your lady is absolutely crazy
The 7 levels of a bar hook-up
7 worst places to take a girl on a first date
7 romantic movie gestures girls don’t want in real life
7 stupid things men do to impress women

SPORTS
Guyism’s NFL 2010 Crystal Ball
10 unnecessary things that every QB does
10 ways to kill time till the NFL season starts
The 8 types of people in your fantasy football league
8 sports that even 3-D television won’t be able to save
5 other excuses Lawrence Taylor might use at his trial
10 things athletes say and what they really mean
8 sports stars who deserve their own reality show
The 7 types of people you’ll see on the Jumbotron
The 7 types of guys that ruin pick-up sports
7 reasons some Americans may never commit to liking soccer
The 25 worst NBA draft suits of all time
7 things that ruin being at live sporting events
10 box covers Wheaties wishes they could take back
The 10 most intimidating athletes in the world
The 10 silliest pro wrestling characters of all-time
7 options for Erin Andrews after Dancing with the Stars
8 sports events that should be named yearly holidays
Stadiums at night: 25 beautiful cathedrals of sport
The 8 Super Bowl party guests you must avoid
The 8 most dysfunctional athlete relationships
7 sports franchises not to be thankful for this season
9 athletes who desperately need a trip to Jenny Craig
The 12 hottest female sports uniforms
10 facts about Jason Heyward that you probably didn’t know
The 25 coolest names in the NFL

STYLE
5 ways to reinvent yourself this fall
11 ridiculous mustaches every guy should sport
7 summer fashion choices that men should probably avoid
7 items that tell people you’re a douche
9 fashion choices to avoid at all costs
4 tips to find business casual attire that works for you
7 things to wear this spring to make you stand out
5 ways to be stylish this spring without looking like a douchebag
7 clothing accessories men should avoid at all costs
7 male fashion trends that never should have happened
10 men’s brands you haven’t heard of…but you will

TECHNOLOGY
The 7 greatest Internet hoaxes
8 places you don’t want to check-in on Foursquare
7 ways Twitter is destroying the world
7 misspelled words that make you want to punch your computer
7 advancements in technology that may be holding men back
9 types of updates you can’t avoid in your Facebook news feed
The 7 most disturbing (yet kind of cool) Japanese inventions
The 7 types of pictures that will haunt you on Facebook
7 common Facebook “Interests” and what they really mean
7 things that make people on the Internet very angry
7 things your email address says about you
The 7 biggest Facebook taboos
7 things you should never say through social media
The 5 dumbest criminals who were foiled by Facebook
7 Facebook photos that will get you defriended

TRAVEL
Babes and booze: The world’s 10 greatest drinking spectacles
The 7 most dangerous places you should never visit
7 essential items for a summer concert
The 10 coolest roadside attractions in the US
The 7 coolest “How It’s Made” factory tours
7 roller coasters that will make you crap your pants
7 vacations that might get you killed
The 7 events you should avoid at all costs
14 essential items for any cross country trip

VIDEO GAMES
7 video game icons that teach bad lessons to kids
6 classic video games that should be movies
9 best-selling video games that aren’t all that good
7 classic video game locations you wish you could visit


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