Top 12 signs that you are whipped

Posted by Douglas Charles on April 21st, 2009 at 6:30 am

12) When you are in a restaurant together, you order things they want you to have, or they want to have but can’t bring themselves to order

11) You devote thought to the status of your toilet seat

10) You look both ways before passing gas

9) The mother and father like you, since you are so damned cute and harmless

8) When you say you need to stay at work late, you stay at work late

7) You have secret e-mail addresses, Facebook accounts and computers

6) You get an allowance

5) When you are together, they drive, work the remote and tells you when you’ve had enough

4) You refer to your time with your friends as “bonding”

3) You’ve been to an Ikea for something more than disposable student furniture

2) Someone forwarded this to you, and

1) It made you angry

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.