VIDEO: Mailman poops in local area man’s yard
Will Brinson
Alright, alright, so I don’t actually have video of the mailman pooping. I DO HAVE PICTURES THOUGH!
Well, kind of — the local news are the folks with the pictures. But still, this story happened, and some neighbor caught his mailman pooping in his yard. In full uniform. In broad daylight.
People, naturally, are OUTRAGED at this mailman and the damn government for not getting off their lawn (literally).
The one thing that bothers me about this, though, is it seems to simply assume that this mailman — an employee of the government, no less — is pooping-in-the-public fetish guy.
Does that have to be the case? Couldn’t he have just as innocently gone by, say, Moe’s in order to grab a casual lunch and found himself suddenly involved in a situation where he needs a bathroom but there’s not one around?
I mean, what’s his alternative — to knock on someone’s door and ask if he can use their bathroom???? I’d get my shotgun if my mailman did that. Don’t get me wrong — I wouldn’t be thrilled if he was getting his deuce on in my shrubs, either, but I’d at least give him the benefit of the doubt when it comes to a potential case of the yips before I started taking pictures and calling the cops and stuff.
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