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First Day on the Internet Kid, a New Meme to Know

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Every day thousands, if not millions, of people get on this ride we call the Internet for the very first time. Let’s sit back and celebrate that by doing what it is us grizzled veterans do best… Make fun of them. Read more

VIDEO: And here’s a man passing out from a vigorous tickling

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Tickling makes this black guy pass out. So, naturally, two white friends pin him down (literally) and tickle him. It is uncomfortable and entertaining in so many ways. Read more

Serena Williams robbing the cradle with 20-year old tennis player

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Serena Williams has moved on from her relationship with rapper and is now allegedly dating, Bulgarian tennis pro Grigor Dimitrov. A man 10 years her junior. Yep, the first thing I think of when I see Serena is cougar (or leopard, judging from the pic). According to the New York Post, the two were seen ... Read more

NASA has a cancer sniffing cell phone

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Jing Li is a woman you might someday owe your life to. That’s because she’s figured out a way to install a gadget onto a cell phone that can figure out whether you have cancer just by breathing on it. Yes, soon you could make a phone call and hang up only to discover your phone thinks you have cancer. Isn’t technology wonderful? Read more

Peligroso tequila is definitely dangerous

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Depending on just how much you plan to party for the Super Bowl, a couple cases of Bud Light Platinum might not cut it. When you are celebrating Brady’s 4th and 5th touchdowns, it might be time to break out something stronger than Gronk. Read more

VIDEO: High school kid creepily asks Mila Kunis to prom

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Mila Kunis accepted one invite to a Marine Corps Ball so, naturally, other people would take their shot. In this video, a kid asks Mila to his high school prom in Texas. It does not seem nearly as endearing as the Marine invite. Read more

VIDEO: ‘ChatChat’ is a chat room/multiplayer cat simulator

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The instructions for ChatChat are pretty simple, and copied verbatim from its Web site: “Be a cat.” Read more

Kate Upton will make you really want a hamburger

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For some reason, Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. has hired Kate Upton to help them sell burgers. She doesn’t strike me as the type to scarf down a Southwest Patty Melt, but who am I to argue? Read more

VIDEO: Rick Carlisle kicks ball into the stands

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Rick Carlisle’s skills include the following…playing basketball, coaching basketball, looking like Jim Carrey. Rick’s Carlisle’s skills do not include the following…playing soccer, kicking basketballs. Read more

7 interests men should never lose after marriage

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I’ve got nothing against being married. In fact, I’d rather like to try it out someday. Still, I can’t help but feel there are some pitfalls associated with marriage. For the guys who want nothing more than to hold onto their masculine individuality, here are some things that could be sorely missed once they’ve been wife’d. Read more

VIDEO: That’s one way to sell an iPod case in 2012

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By bringing together the Super Mario Bros, the lemmings from Lemmings, the ducks from Duck Hunt, and the space invaders from… guess the game. Read more