Since many of us are sports fans, I think we're all fairly inundated by the obnoxious beer ads every Sunday, aimed to make me drink to avoid my fantasy team losing it's sixth game in a row despite the fact I own Adrian Peterson and Drew Brees and my opponent owned the Steelers' D which inexplicably got two late TDs thanks to that a-hole Brett Favre. Oh, where was I? Right...here's an awesome ...more.

While I have no idea if this photo shoot Amber Heard did for the upcoming issue of FHM UK was supposed to be based on Halloween it sure looks that way since she is sporting a mask and wearing a football jersey (an American football jersey, by the way, good for her). ...more.

The Fleshlight is a popular tool for a man's solo ventures into the world of sexuality. It also looks like Thomas the Tank Engine. But this Halloween, the Fleshlight company has made a little extra tweak to its product. One that's a bit perturbing. ...more.

Show us your stache!That will be our campaign slogan for the month of November as Guyism, along with a host of other websites participate in Mustaches vs Cancer and Movember.For the readers out there, I'm sure there are those who have personal stories of cancer.  Either a parent, sibling, or friend who has been affected by this terrible disease.For me, this is about as personal as ...more.

Daniela Eleftheraki is the International Babe of the Day Whatever your Halloween costume is, it loses to this Punch a Kardashian for a good cause Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler hookup This is how ninjas exit buildings A girl's Halloween costume tells how far you'll get Sand dune back flip action Must see: $205 million in cold hard cash Phillies fan air humps local news repo ...more.

Via Contexts.org comes this breakdown of Disney's princesses and the subtext behind their existences. Needless to say, the hidden messages might not be as charming as singing tea pots would lead you to believe. ...more.

Since pretty much the only time we see Australian nobody Sophie Monk is when she is about to work out/just finished working out and/or posing for some fake bikini candids I have to say that last week must have been one of her busiest weeks ...more.

I love cheerleaders....Every time I go to a game, I spend at least half my time ogling them.  One time I even went to a local grocery store to get a picture with the Pistons cheerleaders.  It was certainly either the greatest moment in my life or the lowest.But back to this picture...Exactly how do you get away with just pointing your camera at a cheerleaders butt and not looking lik ...more.

Marisa Miller, Doutzen Kroes, and Miranda Kerr were in Chicago the other day to open a new Victoria's Secret store. Good news for Chicago, but there were two troubling issues I found with this event. ...more.

Bars hold a special place in my heart. I’ve spent the good part of my youth either sitting in them, drinking in them and on about more than a few occasions, being removed from them by some sort of barland security. I can’t pinpoint the exact number, but second hand accounts and police reports like to put the over/under at 15. What can I say, when I have a bit of whiskey I have a tendency t ...more.

1986... The first PC virus, Brain, starts to spread. Roger Clemens strikes out 20 batters in a nine-inning game. Len Bias dies from a cocaine overdose less than 48 hours after being selected 2nd overall in the NBA Draft. And these beautiful women were born... And as I stated before, this was such a good year for women that we had to break this into two parts. So much to love! ...more.

Maxim magazine's Alicia in lingerie (ads NSFW) The Kardashian sisters rock the upskirts (ads NSFW) Kaley Cuoco @ Virgin Girl Fashion Show, DAMN! (ads NSFW) Lucy Pinder returns as the International Babe of the Day Banned cleavage ad (ads NSFW) Taylor Momsen rocking the fishnets (ads NSFW) A sexy Isla Fisher collection Marisa Miller shows off $3 million bra It doesn't get hotter ...more.

Oh sure, we've produced some hot pieces like Carrie Underwood and Kellie Pickler from our version of Idol, but did any of them ever look like this Ricki-Lee Coulter from Australian Idol? ...more.

Want to win some crap in a contest AND have some fun with a dead guy (without all that messy embalming fluid)? Well have we found the contest for you. Billy Mays's son, Billy Mays III, is offering up some old Billy Mays products, a Pitchmen Season 1 DVD, and some stickers (contain yourselves) for the best Billy Mays costume this Halloween! ...more.