Excuse our rather feeble attempt at toilet humor here but this screen grab from last night's Super Bowl looks almost too good to be true. ...more.

I caught up on the Season 2 premiere of "Important Things with Demetri Martin" after really enjoying the show last season and, in my ongoing efforts to support those who actually entertain me, encourage you to check out this clip. In this sketch, we're introduced to a sitcom-ish situation with Demetri Martin and some girl and their dog with hilarious tendencies, Bruce the Funny Dog. ...more.

Somehow Megan Fox has landed another movie role. Amazing how far her looks have taken her, isn't it? This time she's in some movie called Jonah Hex. ...more.

Holly Madison held a Super Bowl party at Lavo night club Saturday night called the Holly bowl. Naming a party after yourself isn't really unique, in fact its kind of egocentric. But alas, I'm not sure anybody really cares if she looks like that. ...more.

I'm not a dog owner (primarily due to my live-in girlfriend's allergy to them), but I'm definitely a dog sympathizer. So I read this story about arguably the world's most awesome dog park in Tampa Bay. But what should have been a story with adorable dog pictures happened to have a hilarious quote about what douchebags we humans are with letting pets run our lives. ...more.

Friends and well-wishers. It is a brave new day. Through the marvel of TECHNOLOGY we are able to reproduce sounds that we recorded and allow you to hear them. Here's the latest edition of our weekly podcast The Audio Guyism hosted by our associate editor Shawn Norris. ...more.

Every year recently before the Super Bowl there's some party called The Leather & Laces Party or something like that. And this year they pulled all the stops and had Holly Madison, Kim Kardashian and Roselyn Sanchez as hosts. Yeah, big names, folks... Anyhoo, it was a party with hot babes so I share. ...more.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I rooted for New Orleans in last night's Super Bowl. From Hurricane Katrina to the countless alcoholics regularly filling Bourbon Street to the Cash Money Millionaires, New Orleans has certainly been long suffering. So let's salute New Orleans today. Here's my contribution: This billboard ad for STD treatment which really shows the spirit and perseverance of the pe ...more.

When people decry lawyers and frivolous lawsuits, fairly or not, the first thing they point to is the 1994 "hot coffee being spilled on an old lady's lap" suit that ended up settling for about $600,000. But people continue to be incompetent, so finally, we can relive the excitement: Another woman, this time in Oregon, is suing McDonald's for the exact same thing. ...more.

I got a text tonight from a friend, "Nice prediction" (what an a-hole). I'd feel bad about my prediction if I was going out on a limb or I was the only pseudo sports expert who thought the Colts were the far, superior team. ...more.

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Between the DirecTV Beach Bowl, the Axe Lounge party, the NFL owners party and the Maxim party, Marisa Miller and Olivia Munn were easily the top highlights of the pre-Super Bowl festivities. Mostly for the Beach Bowl though, as you will see. ...more.

I have a hat that I got in a truck stop in Alabama that states, “I spend my money on booze, women and gambling. The rest I waste.” The hat made an excellent point. Men have a tendency to sometime waste money. The hat was different. It was the best $3.99 I ever spent. The hat got many compliments as I made my way home from Tuscaloosa. My girlfriend at the time thought the hat was the dumbes ...more.

You'll probably hear a lot of people bad mouth Peyton Manning today. Most of it for good reason. In one of the biggest games of his career, in one of the biggest drives of his career, he was baited into a costly interception that was returned for a touchdown. Ultimately, it cost the Colts the Super Bowl. ...more.

We polled the Guyism staff to get their predictions for the Super Bowl. Not surprisingly, its a unanimous sweep for the Indianapolis ColtsA. Isaac, Sports EditorWhile I would love to see the Saints win, I just don't think they have enough defense to pull it off. Frankly, I'm surprised they've gotten this far being that weak on one side of the ball. They dominated teams early in the ...more.

Matthew Stafford didn't have a lot to be happy about this year as his Detroit Lions only won two games. And though he did provide one of the better NFL highlights this year when he threw a game winning TD on a separated shoulder against the Browns, it was surrounded by several disappointments. ...more.

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