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VIDEO: Little kid dropping f-bombs is a testament to cuteness, bad parenting

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In this clip (with NSFW audio, obviously), a young kid curses up a storm at the urging of his dad. It’s both adorable and probably the worst possible thing for this kid’s immediate future. Read more

VIDEO: IntoNow: Finally, an interactive TV guide

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Here’s the problem with television: getting a quick, but in-depth summary of what you’re watching can be a nightmare. Have you ever read the plot description from your average cable provider. If not, here’s “Citizen Kane”: “Young newspaper man becomes evil. Also fat.” Read more

Vanessa Hudgens is on vacation in a bikini

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I wish Vanessa Hudgens appeared in more films that I actually wanted to watch because as these bikini pictures of her vacationing in Hawaii show she’s got serious talent. Read more

Dogfish Head’s ‘Noble Rot’ is a beer/wine hybrid

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Normally I like to abide by old-school walkoff rules and duplicate then elaborate, but this press release sums up the whole idea perfectly. When you watch the video, try to tell me that Sam Calagione wouldn’t be a surf bum in a different life. Read more

Pat Sajak was drunk on early episodes of ‘Wheel of Fortune’

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Today was not thematically planned as a day where we’d have multiple Wheel of Fortune posts, but so be it. On the latest episode of Dan Le Batard’s interview show Dan Le Batard Is Highly Questionable, Wheel host Pat Sajak reveals that he used to host the show hammered on margaritas. Read more

VIDEO: Australian Open ballboy exhibits cat-like reflexes in Federer-Nadal match

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There were a number of highlights from today’s Roger Federer-Rafael Nadal match. In fact, there are probably too many to count. The two tennis legends battled for almost four hours with some of the most incredible tennis played thus far at this year’s Australian Open. Read more

Floating Flamer: A terrible name for a silly idea, or brilliant prank?

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We’re not really sure why, exactly, somebody put together a grill that floats. Not that people haven’t done this before, we’re sure: wherever there is beer and engineering students, there are all sorts of terrible ideas. However, this has the very smell of a prank. Read more

VIDEO: Terribly thrown lob turns into half-court shot

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Trailing by 14 in a hostile environment, Minnesota was in desperate need of a basket. They finally got one, albeit, in an unconventional way. Watch as Gophers guard Julian Welch attempts this half-court lob to Rodney Williams. Read more

Rihanna got a Thug Life tattoo on her knuckles

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I’m not sure which one of these photos of Rihanna is the actual news. Is it the picture of Rihanna’s new “Thug Life” tattoo that she got on her knuckles? Is it the picture of her appearing to get a tattoo on her ass? Or is it the picture of her hanging out with Danny Trejo? Read more

VIDEO: Girl named Precious wins on ‘Wheel of Fortune’ clue with her name

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Getting on Wheel of Fortune is enough of an accomplishment (well, an accomplishment to someone like me who’s riveted by glowing spinning tiles). But having your name be the answer to the final puzzle? Well, that’s pretty rare. But it’s just what happened to a girl named Precious. Read more

Successful White Man, a New Meme You Should Know

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Meet Successful White Man. He’s Successful Black Man’s evil doppelganger. The yin to his yang. The ivory to his ebony. They probably even work at the same investment firm which is unfortunate for Successful Black Man since Successful White Man is probably his boss. Read more