Today's Elite 8 features girls gone a bit too wild, a sexy Windows promotion, and the Queen of all Thongs....more.

Well, not literally. I mean, Sophie Reade's boobs can't physically throw lingerie. At least I don't think they can. They do look magical, but still I doubt they have the dexterity to handle such a task. What I meant was that Sophie and her big rack were at the launch of some Ann Summers store, whatever that is, and being the smart marketers that they apparently are they had her walking around ...more.

Man, just the other day I was saying that I hadn't heard much from Olga Kurylenko since the whole James Bond thing died down and now today I see that she is this year's Campari girl for their annual calendar. Last year it was Jessica Alba in a brief moment of her remembering that she was hot, and while it was nice, it lacked what I like to call 'believability". Jessica slamming home some Campa ...more.

Danielle Lloyd and Sophie Howard – When D met S Ally Rivera, Mariah Milano, Jana Jordan, Anastasia Kosenkova, & friends Introducing The Sports Report Girl Celebrity age guess Top 10: TV jerks women love Megan Fox in Details UK Jessica Alba's wet sex scene Amber Heard modeling pics 50 faceplants in three minutes Eliza Dushku does Letterman Paris Hilton kisses a monkey ...more.

In the tradition of all babes Argentinean Zaira Nara is sexy as all get out. She is also apparently a WAG, I think, since the as usual awesomely translated Wiki page says she is or has dated some soccer player named Diego Forlan. Big shock right? I mean, she's a hot babe in a country other than the U.S. She is forced by some decree to date a soccer player isn't she?[gallery] ...more.

I'm not a coach.  I'm not an ex-player.  I'm not even a good analyst.That said, I am pretty sure that when your team is down multiple touchdowns and you pick off a pass and try celebrating from the other side of the 50, bad things are going to happen.Couldn't happen to a better guy Dre.  Good luck defending your stupidity to Niners fans. ...more.

As a native Detroiter, I know what a bad coach looks like.  He looks disheveled, confused and is even a bit surly to the media at times.Having seen Dick Jauron up close and personal, I can tell you without a doubt, the man sucks as a coach.Apparently, Bills fan feel the same way, because firedickjauron.com seems to be more than a bit lively.But please, someone explain me this....more.

So Petra Nemcova did a photo shoot for someone named Karine Belouaar (no idea) and it turned out pretty well I think. Not as good as the last photo shoot I saw of her, you know, with her top off, but good nonetheless.[gallery columns="4"] ...more.

For thousands of years there has been Man. A few hours after Man was created, so too was Woman. Twice the beauty and only half the driving skills. And for thousands of years, Man has done utterly asinine things on account of Woman. Men have climbed the highest mountains, waged catastrophic wars, built epic monuments in their honor, painted them beautiful pictures and then promptly mailed them thei ...more.

A woman was arrested for "poking" someone on Facebook. You might think that she deserved to be arrested for using that feature, but it was actually because it was a violation of an order of protection. But still, poking sucks. ...more.

If you're a principal, just never think anything sexual while in the confines of the school. Don't try to have sex with anyone, if you see two kids having sex just walk by completely nonchalantly, whistling with your hands in your pockets BUT NOT THAT DEEP IN YOUR POCKETS. Anyway, some principal got arrested for being a creep and commenting on surveillance video of two students having sex. ...more.

The NJ gubernatorial race between Chris Christie and Jon Corzine is getting dirty. And by dirty, I mean dirty because of how hungry Chris Christie is from spilling food from his many meals all over himself. Oh sorry, the propaganda has gotten me. Anyway, Corzine's attack ads make fun of Christie being a fatty. ...more.

Crackheads often get mocked for their twitching and addiction to a dangerous drug, occasionally by holding a crack rock on a fishing line just out of their reach when I'm bored. But you have to admire their passion and ingenuity when it comes to this, a cocaine hiding/weight device masked as an iPhone. ...more.

I swear to you I'm not making this story up...Jerry Johncock of Shelbyville, Michigan needed to borrow a catheter to finish a marathon he had entered in.I'm sure there is a joke here....You know Johncock and catheter and not being able to urine. I just can't find one.Jerry Johncock of Shelbyville, Mich., was sidelined at an aid station about 21 miles into Sunday's race because a bl ...more.