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7 cocktails that’ll keep your tree lit this holiday season
Guy tricked into thinking an original Xbox is an Xbox One
Giants and Raiders fans try to prove they’re tougher with feats of manliness
This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
New video emerges of youth coach assaulting player
MSU’s Denzel Valentine went off the backboard to Branden Dawson for possibly the greatest lob we’ve seen this season
Good stuff from around the Web to help you through the rest of the weekend.
When a rhino’s gotta eat, a rhino’s gotta eat. One warthog learned the hard way that you just don’t screw with a big ass rhino’s feeding time in the most hilarious way possible.
Being in college was the bomb when it came to getting sex on the regular, but after graduation? Dry spells abound and these examples are pretty much how they all go.
These days, most people seem to be one of two things: either they’re perpetually outraged or they’re really, really gullible. Naturally, it’s easy to take advantage of this and the result is often hilarity.
Let this girl and her hypnotic moves send you into the weekend.
So have you been keeping up with Love magazine’s ridiculously awesome advent calender featuring videos of models doing sexy Christmas things? If not, here’s Day 20 starring Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini on the beach wearing reindeer antlers.
In this weekend’s Must See Imagery we take a walk through everything you might have missed this week, including some truly hilarious demotivational posters, perfectly timed photobombs, sexy ladies, funny animals, and more!
Naturally, there’s a lot of Christmas specials this weekend. But more importantly, Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake host SNL. And they’re awesome.
Recently it emerged that Amsterdam has been paying alcoholics to clean city streets…paying them in beer. Some derided this idea, but don’t be quick to judge, because you’ve been paid in beer countless times in your life.
Growing up, I always felt like the Ninja Turtles were great but definitely needed a little more hip hop flair. So the Ninja Turtles dubbed with ghetto voices? Home run.
Just yesterday we shared a photo shoot involving Ashley Sky which we called “one of the sexiest ad campaigns of 2013.” Today we share a video of Ashley in what we’re calling “one of the sexiest holiday videos of 2013.” Synergy!
Tis the season to update your candy stash with some more festive sugar bombs so here are some legitimately holiday-y spins on your favorites — some are rookies, others trusty vets, but either way you’ll never be wanting for peppermint.
Dogs have to learn how to do dog stuff at some point. This husky puppy is learning on the job, trying out his howl for the first time despite being just 20 days old.
Rachel Williams, owner of one of the 50 sexiest videos of 2013, and Daisy Watts, who we have also seen being hot on video (due to her “rear of the year”) are here to show their holiday spirit in the most magical of ways.
2013 was the year of the whopper. It seemed like more lies, hoaxes and pranks were perpetrated than any year in previous existence. These were the worst offenders.
The following is a medical explanation of an episiotomy (the cutting of the vagina during childbirth). It is perhaps the most terrifying thing you’ll ever see.
Yes, you just watched a woman fist a piece of paper and scream “a blow out of the vagina.” On network TV no
Sofia Vergara is many things: sexy, rich, funny, but her ability to sing whatever Christmas carol it is she’s trying to sing here is not one of her better skills.
When you’re looking for any sort of advantage in picking up girls, you’ve got to try whatever options you can. And apparently dressing like Santa Claus is a viable chance to step your game up.
Not all Instagram photos are created equal; not by a long shot. Many athletes tend to favor a “quantity over quality” approach to the photos they post so here are the worst sports Instagram photos of 2013.
Every week we share the 101 sexiest celebrity Instagram pictures of that particular week and out of the thousands of photos we’ve viewed these are the 101 sexiest of the entire year of 2013.
It’s already been a terrible winter for areas all around the country and it’s technically not even winter yet. But don’t despair: It could be much worse. Especially if you live in Antartica.
Jello shots are a staple of a bad night, so up the ante by making them with UV Sriracha vodka. What’s the worst that could happen?
Step aside Ronda Rousey, move back Miesha Tate, there's a new gal in town and her name is Paige Vanzant. On Wednesday night, UFC announced their cast for TUF 20 and surprise, surprise, they're all female competitors. Vanzant is one of 11 women who will fight for the new 115-lb strawweight division
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
If you want to be taken seriously as a lawyer, you probably can’t sound like a Muppet. Just a good rule of thumb. This guy didn’t get that memo.
This is sensational. The folks behind the ACCSports.com podcast put together this Christmas carol video that’s unlike anything we’ve seen this year.
Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
Fact: Ben Franklin was a Bro King and our nation’s beloved Postmaster General loved him some MILFs and Cougars. In a recently discovered letter our country’s most chillax Founding Father wrote a list of eight reasons why older woman are greater than younger ones.
Locker rooms are sacred, locker rooms are where teammates bond. The enemy is not allowed in. Following the Bulls loss last night, Joakim Noah tried to crash the Thunder locker room. He was told in no uncertain terms to get the f-ck out.
Social media can be deadly for tourists. A Taiwanese woman vacationing in Melbourne fell off a pier while checking Facebook on her phone. Current Facebook status: DROWNING.
It’s bee far too long since we introduced you to a sexy and talented woman, so today we’d like you to meet Kaoru Gleissner, sexy Japanese model and very creative businesswoman.
Using a pickup line rarely works, but even getting one out after taking a shot Naga Chilli Vodka is difficult. Tasted put a few comedians to the test to see if they can get laid after drinking liquid fire.
Good morning everyone. Here’s one of the best one-handed alley-oops you’ll see this season.
There have been a lot of cool actors over the years, but some actors transcend the typical actor cool and set new standards in our collective cultural understanding of cool.
Kate Upton is in a movie called The Other Woman. A very smart person decided that Kate should run on the beach in slow motion, Baywatch style. Here is that important moment.
REMINDER: Poking and prodding a lizard is not smart. Not smart at all.
It’s been 30 years since the Cold War and I say it’s time to finally heal all the wounds. My path to fixing it all? Showing you that hot Russian girls booty shake EXACTLY the same as hot American girls. What a world.
This company 138 Water has been having one sexy model after another pose as a part of their new marketing campaign, but now, they finally got around to having one of our personal favorite models Kaki West pose for them. As you will see, it turned out VERY, VERY well.