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  • 8 common phrases you might not know the origin of

    Posted by Brett Smiley under featured, lifestyle, lists 5 Comments

    The average male speaks about 6,000 words per day. Some of that is incoherent babble, and some of it might be quite intelligent. Obviously it depends on the speaker.But what ties men together, from the verbose (Glenn Beck and Keith Olbermann) to the men of few words (the father from "The Wonder Years"), is a set of common phrases. So we decided to take a look at some of those phrases, ...more.
  • 7 common Facebook “Interests” and what they really mean

    Posted by Jenni Maier under advice, featured, lifestyle, lists 0 Comments

    It's almost ironic that Facebook profiles have so much information, yet so little that is actually revealing. Like I see that you listed "anything Will Ferrell makes" under your favorite movies section. But does that mean you haven't updated your profile since 2006 or that you genuinely thought "Land of the Lost" was funny? We've gone through hundreds of thousands of millions of Facebook profi ...more.
  • 9 bizarre green foods to try this St. Patrick’s Day

    Posted by Shawn Norris under advice, featured, lifestyle, lists 3 Comments

    By now we all know about green beer and Shamrock shakes. But what else other festive items can you ingest in between binge drinking during St. Patrick's Day? Here are 9 bizarre green foods to try this St. Patrick's Day. ...more.
  • 7 Mafia badasses you probably haven’t heard of

    Posted by Joel Stice under featured, lifestyle, lists 4 Comments

    Whether it's watching mobsters shoot up the big screen or make newspaper headlines, American culture has had a long running affair with gangsters. More often than not, prison or death seems to be the mafia's retirement plan. Here are seven mobsters you may have missed. ...more.
  • 14 essential items for any cross country trip

    Posted by Shawn Norris under advice, featured, lifestyle, lists 11 Comments

    I've driven across the United States several times in my life. Even with all the comforts of modern technology, it has never been a pleasant experience. Hours upon hours on desolate roads and bad radio stations; the road really does go on forever when making the trek from the beaches of the West Coast to the mountains of the East Coast. ...more.
  • 9 comedy movie quotes that need to be retired

    Posted by Zack Barangan under advice, entertainment, featured, lifestyle, lists 15 Comments

    Everyone is guilty of over-quoting. From the Austin Powers "Yeah, baby!" circa 1997, to pretty much everything Jim Carrey said in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. But in the past, quotes have run the normal cycle: first you and your friends start saying it, then every so often you'll hear it at a bar, then someone over the age of 40 uses it which is usually the automatic death knell for most quotes ...more.
  • 7 signs that you’re whipped

    Posted by Jenni Maier under advice, featured, lifestyle, lists 2 Comments

    Are you constantly walking around in fear that you forget to put the toilet seat down? Are you having problems sleeping because you know if you start snoring you'll be forced to sleep on the bathroom floor? Are people constantly flipping their hands and making semi-accurate whip noises whenever you're around? If you answered yes to any of the above there's a good chance that your very own ball ...more.
  • 10 children’s characters who were definitely on drugs

    Posted by Jeff Wysaski under entertainment, featured, lifestyle, lists 25 Comments

    Have you ever thought that Goofy was just a little bit too goofy? Wonder where Woody Woodpecker gets all that energy? Keep reading to take a look at 10 children's characters who were obviously on drugs: ...more.
  • 7 ways we’ve tried to quit smoking (and why they haven’t worked)

    Posted by Shawn Norris under advice, featured, lifestyle, lists 48 Comments

    I quit smoking this week. Smokers who have quit or tried to quit know that it puts you on edge for a week or two. I'd sink a boat full of kittens with a hand grenade if Joe Camel asked me to right now. I’m sorry, I love kittens and nautical vessels, so I shouldn’t take it out on them. It’s my own fault. Dumb habit to start and a terribly difficult habit to kick; I’ve tried several time ...more.
  • The 7 most surprising “Where Are They Nows”

    Posted by Jeff Wysaski under entertainment, featured, lifestyle, lists 11 Comments

    For most celebrities, the limelight is a fickle beast. When the casting agents stop calling and TMZ stops reporting, the majority of Hollywood's has-beens tend to fall into one of two categories – struggling actor or drug addict (and often, both). However, many previous child stars and musicians successfully avoid these uncreative career paths and create a life after fame that can only be de ...more.
  • 10 jobs you wish you had

    Posted by Joseph Federico under advice, lifestyle, lists 8 Comments

    We live in a country where career satisfaction is diminishing year after year and according to the statistics, adults somewhere between the ages of 18 to mid-thirties change careers an average of ten times. With that being said, most of us out there have daydreamed one time or another about having a different, and killer job … and if you deny this fact, you’re indeed a liar. ...more.
  • 8 ways you’ll ruin a bachelor party

    Posted by Shawn Norris under advice, lifestyle, lists 5 Comments

    Bachelor parties are an essential part of male bonding. It’s a last chance for all of your buddies to tell you that you are making the single hugest mistake in the history of time. So it’s important that everybody be comfortable and have a good time. That goes double for the groom because it’s probably his last night of free-wheeling fun until the ink dries on the divorce papers (it’s ...more.
  • 7 keys to a successful one-night stand

    Posted by Jenni Maier under advice, lifestyle, lists 2 Comments

    Maybe your girlfriend just dumped you or maybe you haven't had sex since the 90's or maybe you're just really horny. Whatever the case may be, WebMd claims that there is no cure quite as effective as the one-night stand. However all it takes is a few missteps to turn a successful one-night stand into an absolute disaster. ...more.
  • 9 ways to get your Man Card revoked in 2010

    Posted by Shawn Norris under advice, lifestyle, lists 19 Comments

    There have been countless other lists and websites compiled about Man Code; however, most seem a little dated at this point in time. So I give to you a few updated amendments to “The Code." Now I am not saying that all of these actions will automatically get your Man Card revoked, but they are a few issues that shall soon need to be addressed in the Court of Man. ...more.
  • 7 things women are worried about on a first date

    Posted by Jenni Maier under advice, lifestyle, lists 38 Comments

    Have you ever been out on a date with a woman and gotten the feeling she's not listening to anything you're saying? Trust me, she's trying very hard to focus on the words coming out of your mouth. However she's much more preoccupied by all the thoughts running through her head. She's ten steps ahead of you and will most likely spend the entire date trying to predict the answers to the followin ...more.
  • The 7 biggest Mama’s Boys in TV history

    Posted by Jeff Wysaski under entertainment, lifestyle, lists 13 Comments

    There's nothing quite as disturbing as an unnatural closeness between a mother and son. In the world of television, many a character has suckled too long at the teet of his mother. Below are seven of the biggest mama's boys in TV history: ...more.
  • The 8 stages of beer drinking

    Posted by Shawn Norris under advice, lifestyle, lists 5 Comments

    The other day, I was talking to a buddy about our college days. We remembered the good old days when we could get up at 10 am and drink beer until early the next morning. Sadly, we are getting old and can barely make it to Jimmy Fallon these days, but that got us to thinking about the past and how much beer is enough to really get you in trouble. ...more.
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