10 COLLEGE MASCOTS YOU’D LOVE TO SEE DRUNK

With news that the Nittany Lion mascot was arrested for a dui, we thought we’d go ahead and look at some of our favorite mascots and see which ones we’d love to see drunk…

The Gaylord Camel

If you think camels pee a lot normally, wait until you get a few brews in them.

The Cornell Big Red Mascot

Not only would this guy be a ton of fun but you’d piss off Andy Bernard so much

Sparty

Trust me, he’s been wanting to show people what’s underneath that skirt for a long time

The Providence College Friar

Come on, how many times in your life will you see a drunk monk? A priest maybe, but a friar?

Nebraska Lil Red

I’ve always wanted to know what it’d be like to see Big Boy get drunk. Its always been a childhood fantasy of mine.

John Harvard

I’m down with drinking with any mascot they gave a full name too. I wonder how John Harvard likes those apples?

The Austin Peay Governor

How can you deny guys in top hats getting drunk? Especially when they represent politicians.

Western Kentucky Hilltopper

I don’t really have a good reason for this one other than wanting to see a big blob of fur get drunk. By the way, is he a relative of Snuffleupagus?

The Dayton Flyer

Hey, he’s already got his beer goggles on so he’s ready to go.

Wake Forest Demon Deacon

Doesn’t this mascot look one of the old guys from the muppets?

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