10 Random Thoughts on a Monday

Posted by A. Isaac on September 17th, 2007 at 9:59 am

10. With apologies to my Indian friends, Indian food can give you the runs.

9. Timo has now replaced C-Mo as my clutch hitting Tiger. Quit it Timo!

8. Uh what? You went to the Zoo on Sunday? Dont worry, I wont tell anybody.

7. I may not like the Lions right now but props to Jon Kitna for coming back into the game with a mild concussion. You’re either really stupid or really brave.

6. MSU won ugly, Ill take it.

5. Dont get too excited UM fans, Notre Dame might be one of the worst Div 1A footbeall teams.

4. Can the Juice escape a prison term twice? Not likely, they got him on tape this time. I wonder if thats enough evidence. Oh, thats right, maybe it was planted.

3. In his memoirs, former Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan says the Iraq war was largely about oil. Thanks Alan, welcome to 2003. Mission accomplished!

2. Thanks a lot Boston. The one time I cheer for any of your teams and you fail miserably.

1. Winning an Emmy does not give you a platform to talk about your feelings on the Iraq war. You sounded like a bumbling idiot Sally Field. We are all now dumber for hearing you.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.