10 REASONS WHY PENN STATE SUCKS

Posted by A. Isaac on November 21st, 2008 at 11:30 am

As a die hard MSU fan, I’m hoping for the rare W in Happy Valley tomorrow. And yes, I’m hoping (not rooting) for a UM win as well.

Because they make poor Seth Rogen look-alikes…

Because this is far from being hot…

tnnothot 10 REASONS WHY PENN STATE SUCKS

Because not only is this not funny, its stupid…

tnnotfunny 10 REASONS WHY PENN STATE SUCKS

Really, what’s going on in this picture? Maybe John Amaechi can help us out…

tnL Connorbeast 10 REASONS WHY PENN STATE SUCKS

Seriously, he’s their most famous alum…

tnamaechi 10 REASONS WHY PENN STATE SUCKS

Their coach can’t walk from here to there without taking a tumble

tnibrokemydamnhipagain 10 REASONS WHY PENN STATE SUCKS

Because this is just unexplainable and gross…

tngross 10 REASONS WHY PENN STATE SUCKS

Because their adult male fans play with dolls…

tndolls 10 REASONS WHY PENN STATE SUCKS

Because playing dead on a football field is lame…

tnplayingdead 10 REASONS WHY PENN STATE SUCKS

And finally,

Because the Nittany Lion is one hell of a dumb nickname

tnnittanylion 10 REASONS WHY PENN STATE SUCKS

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.