10 REASONS WHY PENN STATE SUCKS
A. Isaac As a die hard MSU fan, I’m hoping for the rare W in Happy Valley tomorrow. And yes, I’m hoping (not rooting) for a UM win as well.
Because they make poor Seth Rogen look-alikes…
Because this is far from being hot…
Because not only is this not funny, its stupid…
Really, what’s going on in this picture? Maybe John Amaechi can help us out…
Seriously, he’s their most famous alum…
Their coach can’t walk from here to there without taking a tumble
Because this is just unexplainable and gross…
Because their adult male fans play with dolls…
Because playing dead on a football field is lame…
And finally,
Because the Nittany Lion is one hell of a dumb nickname
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