Like its predecessor the Death Star, the Large Hadron Collider is now fully operational. Which of course leads everyone to believe that the world is almost certainly coming to an end. Enjoy your last few days on Earth folks. In the meantime though, here are some things in sports that are scarier than the LHC.
Being anywhere near A-Rod after a big play
Being a hot sideline reporter and having to interview a touchy Bruce Pearl
Facing Tom Izzo in a tournament game
An angry Ron Artest charging into the stands
Playing 5 on 8 vs. Duke
Matt Millen having anything to do with your football organization
Becoming St. John’s new basketball coach (because apparently, nobody wants the job)
Trying to body-up Baylor’s Brittney Griner
A tag-team of Charlie Weis and Mark Mangino walking into your All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
The hottest photos ever taken of SuperWAG/swimsuit model Irina Shayk
Natalie from Florida State likes bubble baths and bikinis
LINSANITY! America’s first Asian stripper wearing a Jeremy Lin jersey
The Washington Capitals' Red Rockers might be the hottest ice girls in the NHL
Sexy brunette Harley White really needs someone to buy her a bra [NSFWish]
5 reasons you should never brag on the Internet
The sexiest sports hottie from each state in America
Kate Upton and the 2012 SI Swimsuit Issue models are still at it
92 pics of sexy amateurs, because it's Wednesday [NSFWish]
Battle of the Brunette Models: Jessica vs. Leigh vs. Emily
