10 things in sports scarier than the Large Hadron Collider
Like its predecessor the Death Star, the Large Hadron Collider is now fully operational. Which of course leads everyone to believe that the world is almost certainly coming to an end. Enjoy your last few days on Earth folks. In the meantime though, here are some things in sports that are scarier than the LHC.

Being anywhere near A-Rod after a big play

Being a hot sideline reporter and having to interview a touchy Bruce Pearl

Facing Tom Izzo in a tournament game

An angry Ron Artest charging into the stands

Playing 5 on 8 vs. Duke

Matt Millen having anything to do with your football organization

Becoming St. John’s new basketball coach (because apparently, nobody wants the job)

Trying to body-up Baylor’s Brittney Griner

A tag-team of Charlie Weis and Mark Mangino walking into your All-You-Can-Eat Buffet








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