10 things that last longer than a Rick Pitino sexual encounter

A. Isaac Senior Editor

By know, you’ve heard about the Rick Pitino-Karen Sypher extortion trial. You’ve also more than likely heard about Pitino’s less than stellar sexual performance.

Although he testified the experience with Sypher lasted about 15 seconds, we all know we tend to give ourselves more credit in the sack than we deserve.

So as a tribute to Rick “10 second man” Pitino, here are things that last longer than his sexual encounters.

10 Jim’s performance with Nadia in American Pie

9 A published ESPN article about LeBron James in Vegas

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8 A video compilation of Matt Millen’s GM success

7 A basketball backcourt violation

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6 A parachute-employed drag race

5 Jim Joyce’s thought process in robbing someone of a perfect game

4 A Lindsay Lohan pledge to stay clean

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3 A Chad Ocho Cinco version of the riverdance

2 A John Calipari conversation with players about education and the need to stay in school

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and finally…

1 A Usain Bolt 100 Meter World Record

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