10 things that last longer than a Rick Pitino sexual encounter

Posted by A. Isaac on July 29th, 2010 at 9:46 am

By know, you’ve heard about the Rick Pitino-Karen Sypher extortion trial. You’ve also more than likely heard about Pitino’s less than stellar sexual performance.

Although he testified the experience with Sypher lasted about 15 seconds, we all know we tend to give ourselves more credit in the sack than we deserve.

So as a tribute to Rick “10 second man” Pitino, here are things that last longer than his sexual encounters.

10 Jim’s performance with Nadia in American Pie

9 A published ESPN article about LeBron James in Vegas

8 A video compilation of Matt Millen’s GM success

7 A basketball backcourt violation

6 A parachute-employed drag race

5 Jim Joyce’s thought process in robbing someone of a perfect game

4 A Lindsay Lohan pledge to stay clean

3 A Chad Ocho Cinco version of the riverdance

2 A John Calipari conversation with players about education and the need to stay in school

and finally…

1 A Usain Bolt 100 Meter World Record

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.