10 things To Say When Your Boss Catches You Watching Tourney Games Online
1. Would you rather I watch porn at work?
2. When I win the 5 million dollar perfect bracket, Ill give you 4 weeks notice instead of the standard 2 week.
3. I can only hear so many of your golf stories
4. I promise not to tell anybody what I saw you and your wife doing at the Christmas Party
5. Not to change the subject or anything, but your secretary spits in your coffee every morning
6. I’m just trying to kiss up by rooting for your alma-mater
7. You should see what we do when you’re not here
8. Its just a pop-up
9. Um, you’re not exactly doing work either.
10. How dare you come in my cube unannounced!


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