10 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE PGA

Posted by A. Isaac on August 7th, 2008 at 8:45 am

You know its bad when I’m forced to write about golf. There is nothing else going on in the world of sports worth mentioning.

And I’ve already had my weekly rant about how bad the Tigers suck.

So since the PGA is about 10 miles from me, I figure I’ll give it the attention it deserves….

Player Most Likely to Show up in a stupid outfit

Ian Poulter

Player’s name you don’t want to pronounce

Louis Oosthuizen

Player Most Likely to Keel Over and Die from overall unhealthiness

John Daly

Most Likely to pull a Van De Velde

Phil Mickelson

Most likely to Blame the Crowd when he hits a bad shot

Colin Montgomerie

Guy everybody is pulling for

Rocco Mediate

Over/Under: Mentioning Tiger’s Injury on Air

776

Most Notable Name who doesn’t deserve a spot

Paul Azinger

Player most in need of a cheeseburger

Charles Howell III

Player that will take over the Golf World in Tiger’s Absence

Anthony Kim

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.