12-year-old wins $400 in PBA tournament

A. Isaac Senior Editor

Furthering the notion that you can be fat, unathletic, drunk, or even a child to compete in bowling, a 12-year old boy won $400 at a PBA event.

Kamron Doyle of Brentwood, Tenn., finished 30th in the PBA’s Canton (Ga.) Open Regional tournament Sunday, receiving $400 that will be deposited into a scholarship account.

Bowling as a non-PBA member, he had a 2,797 13-game pinfall total for a 215.1 average. The sixth-grader was competing against a 94-player field that included some of the top regional and national tour professional players from the organization’s South region.

I’m sure those 94 players were comprised of some of the finest physical specimens the tour’s ever seen. Guys who can scarf down nachos and a pitcher of beer while simultaneously scratching their balls and throwing a strike. A hell of a career young Doyle is looking to get into. At the very least though, he still plans on attending college. You know, bowling focused universities in hotbeds like Witchita State and Weber State.

And as a personal plea, I hope Kamron Doyle has half as much class as 1970′s Professional Bowler, Jerry Calypso. One of the finest and most clean cut individuals the tour has ever seen.

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