19 YEAR OLD DRIVES STOLEN GOLF CART HOME FROM BUICK OPEN

Posted by A. Isaac on August 5th, 2009 at 8:16 am

golfcart 19 YEAR OLD DRIVES STOLEN GOLF CART HOME FROM BUICK OPEN

I always knew that the Buick Open wanted to go out with a bang…

Police discovered a 19-year-old rode his bike from his Waterford home to Warwick Hills.
By the time he made it to the golf course, he was pretty tired, police said.

So, he loaded his bike into the back of a nearby golf cart and took off down Saginaw Street. Police stopped him about 2 a.m. as he was tooling along to a relative’s home.

I’m going to start doing stuff like this. I think tomorrow I’m going to take my scooter to the nearest dealership, claim I’m tired, and take off with a convertible

In fact, I think I’ll even put the top down…

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