5 other excuses Lawrence Taylor might use at his trial

Posted by A. Isaac on May 12th, 2010 at 3:29 pm

Now that Lawrence Taylor has conveniently employed the “Pee-Wee Herman” defense for his rape accusation, we thought we’d see what other excuses he might bring up at his upcoming trial.

I was busy working the LT Camp for cracked-out kids with Bobby Boucher

How can I be expected to remember anything after 41 beers?

I was just showing off my provocative dance moves

I hadn’t seen the Joe Theismann hit in awhile and got nostalgic

and finally….

I was making my own rendition of Divinyls’ “I touch myself”

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