6 Boss Buttons that will get you fired

Nearly every single male between the ages of 18-54 will be watching March Madness the next two days. And unfortunately, a large percentage of them will be stuck at work trying to find a way to sneak a peak at a game. Thankfully, there are a number of websites at your disposal to help alleviate the March Madness itch. But a problem still remains, how to watch without your boss noticing? Several years ago, we were introduced to the now infamous “boss button”. On a moments notice, clicking the link would take you to a fake spreadsheet with a bunch of numbers on them. Highly effective for a boss who likes to peak his head in every once in awhile.

But what if the boss button wasn’t safe? What if the boss button led to things you wouldn’t want anybody to see…

The Pervert Button

Not only will your boss get pissed at this but it will more than likely attract some attention from the law. Chris Hansen’s face has that kind of effect

The STD-laden Facebook Button

Every employer in America knows Facebook is the downfall of any work production. Especially since you might be talking about your sexual escapades.

Badmouthing Employer on IM Button

Talking sh– about our jobs to our friends is a staple of the American work force. We just never think we’re going to get caught.

The Semen Email Button

The last thing anybody wants to get caught with is semen all over the screen. Both figuratively and literally.

Screen Capture at the Wrong Time Button

Anytime boobies show up on your screen, it can’t be construed as a good thing. Even if they’re animated or even computer generated.

The Chatroulette Button

Unfortunately, this could be the worst of them all. You could be labeled a pervert, a homo, a pedophile, and a necrophiliac all within a matter of seconds

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