6 reasons why JJ Redick’s rap career will fail

First of all, I apologize for interrupting your afternoon with some high hilarity.  Yes, JJ Redick is trying to make himself into a rapper. That wasn’t a joke.  It took me about an hour to come to grips with it after peeing my pants twice.

Orlando Magic shooting guard J.J. Redick will soon become the latest basketball player with his own unnamed rap group.

According to Redick, he’s part of a “rap super group” that will release a new single before the end of the year titled “Waste Management.”

Needless to say, JJ doesn’t exactly fit the stereotype of a rapper.

6. He carries a man purse

5. He doesn’t even look tough in his mug shot

4. He can’t even find good tail for rap videos

3. He hangs out with old white guys that don’t wear enough bling

2. He’s Redickulous-ly gay

1. And most of all and above all others, he’s a white, frat boy looking kid who played at Duke.  Pretty sure that place hasn’t produced many rap stars.

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