Bernie Kosar blamed the Browns offensive line for his performance during sobriety test

Bernie Kosar gave a wonderful excuse during his DUI arrest early Sunday morning. When asked to walk a straight line, Kosar said “he had a lot of surgeries on his knees and ankles because his line couldn’t block.” That’s just beautiful.

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Even better, when asked to provide a driver’s license, Kosar pulled out some credit cards. It’s a shame there isn’t dashcam video.

And asked to recite the alphabet from E to W, Kosar stated “E,F,G,P,L,M,N,O,Q, and from there it trailed on with more letters that were not correct and ended at X,” the officer reported.

Kosar refused breath tests. “He was told never to take those,” McElroy said.

Kosar’s trial begins Dec. 9th. I sincerely hope his former linemen are called to testify.

“Sir, were you a bad blocker?”
“Are Bernie’s knees a result of you “OLE-ing” tacklers?”