7 hilarious moments from the Dream Team documentary
7 Bobby Hurley’s braces
6 Scottie Pippen on a Monte Carlo beach
5 Nobody wanted Christian Laettner on their team
There was an intrasquad scrimmage and nobody wanted Duke’s Christian Laettner on their team. They weren’t shy about it either.
4 Magic Johnson’s description of a no-look pass
3 John Stockton goes unrecognized on Las Ramblas
John Stockton walks down Barcelona’s most famous street and not a single person recognized him.
2 Charles Barkley quotes
Not surprisingly, Charles Barkley was the star of the documentary with his epic one-liners. Just a sample:
“Larry Bird drinks Budweiser and Budweiser is the strongest beer in the world.”
“I don’t know anything about Angola, but Angola’s in trouble.”
“People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I’m gonna hit you in the other cheek too.”
“This is like spring break in the ghetto.”
“Well I had just flunked my entrance exam to go into kindergarten.”