7 OTHER PLACES JOHN DALY WOULD LOVE TO PASS OUT DRUNK AT

Posted by A. Isaac on October 30th, 2008 at 9:00 am

7. The Strip Club

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If you’re going to go out, go out in style. Let your lasting image be one of boobies in your face…

6. Taco Bell

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I’d love to just once pass out in my nachos bellgrande….just once. That’s gotta be a great feeling in the morning.

5. The Masters

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Listen, Daly’s never going to win there anyways so might as well as embarrass yourself in front of some rich folks while you’re still alive

4. Ex-wife Sherrie’s Bed

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Trust me, if you saw his other 3 wives, you’d pick this one too

3. The Hospital

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Well, just in case things go south and you need your stomach pumped, there isn’t a better place. And if you’re lucky, you might get a sponge bath out of it…

2. White Castle

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If John had some reefer with his Jack, this would be a perfect compliment

1. Tigers Woods Estate

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You’ll think you woke up in some tropical paradise and then there is the off chance you’ll see Elin nude sanbathing…uh, yes please.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.